Thank You.

I would like to  take this opportunity to thank all of the Montrealers, the Asians, the Africans, Latino/Latinas, Brits and Americans who came to Montreal to surround me with LOVE…….YES, …………………………………..L-O-V-E!!!!

I’ve been called a BLACK CROW (I actually feel more like a reject from a TIM BURTON film these days:(

I am truly blessed…Thanks to You.

I do have some helpful hints, however, if you don’t mind:

a)   If you are going to hire Indian and Chinese Detectives….maybe they should not be six feet tall and riding the 105 Notre-Dame-de-Grace bus route.

b) Ditto for the very, very old Chinese men who don’t speak French or English.

c)  3 White Power guys huddles together in Doc Martens with white laces —ha! ha! ha!

d) A career Farmer who has softer skin that I do ———–come on!!!!

e)  A guy that is not into money and who want to be “Free!!!” —-then we go grocery shopping and he’s salivating over the broccoli—————and looking at poor old me with those ‘lean and hungry’ LOOKING EYES ——————PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZ!!!

f)  When you take the same bus for 13 years ———-you see the same people basically — day after day after day….

Let me break it down for you……

IF YOU KNOW THE HISTORY OF YOUR CITY…

You know the Nationalities that founded or created the City.

You also know where those Nationalities settled in said City.

AND so you just have to look at the MORPHOLOGICAL FACIAL STRUCTURE of the people around you….to know their roots (more or less).

If you know anything about Montreal……you know that people don’t explore areas outside their SECTION OF TOWN.

Right?

ergo……………….

GRIFFIN TOWN  =   IRISH

LITTLE BURGUNDY = AFRO-CANADIAN (ENGLISH)

WESTMOUNT = BRITISH/JEWISH/FRENCH

HAMSTEAD = JEWISH

HOCHELAGA-MAISONNEUVE = POOR FRENCH CANADIAN

PLATEAU MONT ROYAL = WEALTHY FRENCH CANADIAN/ HAITIAN

GAY VILLAGE = FREE SPIRITS/TWO-SPIRITS;)

MONTREAL NORTH = BLACK AND FRENCH BUFFALO SOLDIERS

SAINT-LEONARD = ITALIAN

VERDUN = FRENCH / IRISH

DOWNTOWN = AFFLUENT – MOSTLY WHITE ….EVERYTHING!!!

COTE-des-NEIGES = NEWLY ARRIVED IMMIGRANTS AND EVERY NATIONALITY ON THE PLANET:)))

So, when I get on the bus and I see a guy with a SOMBERO and shades walking accross Grand Boulevard in the dead of Winter …and old White ladies speaking flawless French to eachother on the 105 …..and Black Muslim women with White HIJABs ……………HELLO!!!

HA! ha!! ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO, all I have to do is spot one ASIAN MAN WHO IS 6 FEET TALL ON THE 105 BUS…………..and my radar goes off.

Oh………I forgot ……………………………too many funky people ……………………woman on the Metro with BLINDING WHITE high-heeled boots and shades/hat ……………………….too Superfly …………for Montreal…………………………….AND where did all these Latino guys coem from????

Thanks you’ve been a wonderful audience!!!…………………I should get some shut-eye at this point.

Mayor of Montreal…………………….hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

Naaaaa!………………………….

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http://www.jhr.ca/en/

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jhr: Journalists for Human Rights

http://www.facebook.com/jhrnews?v=app_4949752878

http://dignity.salvationarmy.ca/

http://www.ndg.ca/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=116&Itemid=161&lang=english

http://www.chep.org/index.html

http://www.foodshare.net/download/GFBManual-2ed-chpt6.pdf

~ Vaq

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